A Series of Unfortunate Events

A hilarious sequence of news alerts over a 15 hour period, courtesy my inbox:

From: BreakingNews@MAIL.CNN.COM [mailto:BreakingNews@MAIL.CNN.COM]
Sent: Thursday, March 20, 2008 8:33 PM
Subject: CNN Breaking News

-- The State Department says security on Barack Obama's passport file has been breached, campaign officials tell CNN.

From: BreakingNews@MAIL.CNN.COM [mailto:BreakingNews@MAIL.CNN.COM]
Sent: Friday, March 21, 2008 11:47 AM
Subject: CNN Breaking News

-- Hillary Clinton's passport file was breached in 2007, Secretary of State Rice told Clinton, according to the senator's office.

From: BreakingNews@MAIL.CNN.COM [mailto:BreakingNews@MAIL.CNN.COM]
Sent: Friday, March 21, 2008 12:23 PM
Subject: CNN Breaking News

-- The State Department confirms John McCain's passport file was breached as well as Obama and Clinton's files.

Proving that a) the State Department is ridiculous and b) CNN is more ridiculous.